The Fairy’s Birthday, from Holly Leaves Magazine by W. Heath Robinson (1925)
“I walk into the fire always, and come out more alive.”
— Anaïs Nin, from a letter quoted in The Diary of Anaïs Nin, Volume IV (1944-1947)
travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.
Rancid as my mental health is, at least I can always say I've never told someone to kill themselves. Like my brain might always be 0.5 seconds from walking into traffic, but at least I'm not... that.






